Tux Or Not To Tux
2/25/2013 10:18 AM
The Show With No Name is the number one sports station in the market. So, of course we're going to talk about the Arkansas Razorbacks basketball team and their/our chances in the post season tournaments. Whether it's the NIT or the biggin', NCAA. We all have reservations that the team will make either one. They have Texas A&M and Kentucky at home but, Missouri should put a big'o stank'o whippin' on our beloved boys on the road.
No doubt that the topic of the only girl type person, Danica Patrick, to ever have the pole position at the Daytona 500 would surely be up for discussion. OOPS! I mean... The little lady...er...uh...driver of the Go Daddy car handled herself as good as any of the fellas and better than most actually, 'cause she came in 8th! Not a bad day at work no matter who ya are mister.
And after we threw out our golf knowledge or lack thereof, we got into the deepest and most heated conversation concerning....no not Hog baseball, NBA, or the NFL combine featuring Razorbacks, Tyler Wilson or Knile Davis among others. No sir not even the Men and Women Razorbacks SEC Indoor Track and Field Championships!..........We talked Oscars and Tux. Or is it tuxes. I think that's the plural. Anyway, after our critiquing the show and the job of host Seth Macfarlane, which RJ Hawk said did terrible, Tommy and David darn near started fighting about wearing tux, or tuxes. David owns his own tux and he should. The man is host of, well, a host of events throughout the year. It's just good sense and better economics. Tommy says he doesn't wear them and hasn't worn one in 30 or more years. The Artist Formerly Known as The Outlaw, said he's been married twice and didn't wear a tux to either of his weddings...............BOOM! This was just a short couple years ago. It was provided by an unnamed source that I work with on the show that's not Tommy or RJ. That's all I can say about that.
OK, that should just about do it. No! That's gonna do it. It's my lunch day at the Center for Orphaned Elderly. These people are just what the name implies. Orphaned folks that grew up abandoned by their parents and have lived in the home all their life. Now that they have aged, the memory is not what it used to be of course. My role is to portray a son, nephew, or even husband to some. Won't you be my neighbor.
Talk atcha tomorrow LIVE and on location at D&D Sun Control on Richards St. in N.L.R.
Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank you for listening and making The Show With No Name your #1 station!