7/2/2013 12:32 PM
The Show With No Name is loaded up and truckin up the highway. Up Up Up and away to the highest point in the state of Arkansas. Did ya know where that was? Mount Magazine is the name commonly used for the tallest mountain in the state of Arkansas and is the site of Mount Magazine State Park. The mountain is a flat-topped plateau with a sandstone cap rimmed by precipitous rock cliffs. Two peaks are situated atop the plateau, Signal Hill, identified as the tallest point in Arkansas at 2,753 feet, and Mossback Ridge, which reaches 2,700 feet. That all of course is according Wikipedia. Or, according to The Artist Formerly Known As The Outlaw Tommy Smith, it's more tallerer than any other place idiot! That pretty much narrows it down. We will be broadcasting LIVE from the lodge tomorrow morning. RJ Hawk says that each of the rooms we will be staying in, have a hot tub. I'm cool with that. What I'm not cool with is knowing that he will be in his hot tub alone with...........WIFI!!! BRRRRRRRRR!!!!
We are in the Buzz truck heading up right now and I assure you that there is never a dull moment. Right now The Artist is in a discussion about how much GPS is of the Devil and the only sure map is the one titled Road Atlas. RJ is trying to explain why he turned left because IPhone Siri told him to and David Bazzel is on the phone with Keith Stokes to get the correct directions. There ya have it. Siri hates a certain intersection here in Dardanelle. The Artist Formerly Known knew the way and is telling Hawk how the cow out the cabbage and what else he could eat for not believing him. Tommy learned map reading from the class room at Little Rock Central and when he was doing bivouac during his stint with the United States Army.
It's starting to get real heated in this truck now because the conversation has turned to my new logo. And it is getting viscious. David Bazzel has the coolest logo for his company, Fourth Quarter Productions. I decided that I like it and will start my own Fourth Quarter Productions. Only copyrights prohibit me from using his photo so I asked number 53 to take a picture of my version. This is where the hate started coming in to play. Tommy says that it looks almost mutant like. Or maybe Chris Berman's feet. Knowing how much he does not like Berman, I know he is being mean with his comments. I don't know why my fingers are kinda bent. I'm gonna let it go. I'm also gonna see if the lodge will let me in his room for just a minute to check out his hot tub!
Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank ya for listening and making The Buzz and The Show With No Name your #1 station