Not Complete

7/17/2013 1:05 PM

Something is just not feeling right. The Show With No Name is still not completely back to normal. That is if our normal is normal normal. Sure The Artist Formerly Known as The Outlaw Tommy Smith, David Bazzel, and myself have been back in the studio since our Natural State Tour ended last Wednesday but, David is still outta town in Hoover, Alabama for SEC Media Days. Maybe it has to do with Steve 'Wild Man' Wilson not showing up because of some obvious made up story about being out of town and Matt Couch or as The Artist called him this morning, Mouts Catch hanging out with us for the first time in 8 weeks. I mean self proclaimed Siggy Award Office Champion Sales Executive James 'B-Tine' Ballentine doesn't come around near enough to urinate us off as much as he used to do. Oh don't think 'B-Tine' is not trying though. His ability to have Hope, Shelley, and me do all the work for the newest Butcher Shop ad coupled with his new alignment with the a certain Mike from a particular town located on U.S.Route 79 about 45 miles southeast of Little Rock. But I digress

Like I said earlier about Wild Man being out of town did not stop us from having the usual Wednesday segment with someone from The Arkansas Game and Fish Commision. Today it happened to be Trey Reed. Trey came in as some sorta cover up really. What else could it be? There is a new head of the AG&FC being named and Steve Wilson not here? Pa-Lease! I knew this would happen. No one is as nice as Steve Wilson comes across. I'm not sure what he did. If it's dynamiting river streams, money laundering, or Bald Eagle DNA manipulation, we will get to the bottom of it. 

Mouts Catch did come in to bring us up to snuff with what is happening with the station. We did play a couple of Match Game games. I gotta be honest though, I wasn't paying attention. I was looking past him and watching RJ Hawk working on a Rubik's Cube. Not working on it like you might think. He had six different paints and was determined to prove he could do it. I couldn't stop watching anything else when he pulled out a roller paint brush. Just fascinating.

 I suppose even more fascinating for most, was the appearance of Johnny 'Johnny Football' Manziel. The Baz is in Hoover, Alabama as ya know and one of the things he commented on was the anticipation of Manziel coming to the 'podium'. Of the 1200 media types that are in Hoover for SEC Media Days, all were bunched up taking pictures and asking questions of the 20 year old athlete from College Station, Texas. What does that say about us as a society people? The boy is not joining the Armed Forces to lay it all on the line for our freedom. He is not speaking in front of the U.N. demanding equal rights for females across the globe. The son of millionaires is not even donating blood to stockpile the hospitals for a three day weekend. No sir! He is a quarterback in the toughest league in the nation. You dadburn right he is bowa!! Football is right around the corner! What else is there. The world is coming to an end anyhow for crying out loud. Rioting in the capital city, spys in Russian airports, Embassy debacles with senseless loss of life, gas up to almost 3.50 again! Screw all that!! The Arkansas Razorbacks are undefeated!

Can ya tell that heat is getting to me? I didn't think so. I'm inside!

In case ya didn't know, tomorrow is Thursday. Talk atcha ya then.

Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank ya for listening and making The Buzz and The Show With No Name your #1 station


B-Tine (7/17/2013 3:50 PM)

That's "Siggy Award Office Champion SENIOR Sales Executive" bup!...And btw, thx for ur help on that new Butcher Shop spot...U know it's such a long walk for me now that we're in our new posh offices...Gotta go, time for my massage!

Uncle Sam (7/18/2013 5:54 PM)

How bout dem posh offices Bo!! Them government is too big. Reminds me of when George Washington was drivin his Dodge Challenger through a field towards the British. He might as well had the president of the NRA in the passenger seat with a Frank Fletcher decal on the trunk.

Tim Griffin (7/18/2013 6:03 PM)

Me and my fellow patriots voted against "ObamaCare" for almost the 40th time. Tom Cotton the same, but he voted for his own lifetime healthcare for Congress. God bless 'Merica. Our Congress will go down in history as the most efficient in history.

Frank Fletcher (7/18/2013 6:05 PM)

All of those donations are write offs by the way.

Angry Phillip (7/18/2013 9:06 PM)

How many piece of shit trash lsu fans threw unopened beer cans at you while you were down there jaz? That's their favorite, especially when your walking back to your car with your ten year old son! I wake up every day wishing a hurricane would wipe out those waste of sperm, white trash, pieces of ago losers!!

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