Birth..Death..And Redneck Capital

7/23/2013 12:41 PM

The Show With No Name celebrated, along with the rest of the free world to include parts of Saline County, the birth of the baby. The Baby With No Name as he has been so named. This of course is the child of William and Kate.  Why are we so fascinated with the Royal Family. This baby is part of the bloodline that at one time ruled the colonies and waged a war against the infant baby America. We give those people all our love and attention when our very own American Royal Family, Kim and Kanye, are having to employ body doubles for themselves and baby North for fear of harassment and far worse, kidnapping. Shame on us U.S.!

That led The Artist Formerly Known As The Outlaw Tommy Smith to start asking for David, me, and you to help make a list of the Top Birth of All Time. No doubt no birth is, was, or ever will be greater than the arrival of Our LORD JESUS. The consensus was that the biggest ones since have been William by Lady Diana, Anna Nicole Smith having her little girl, and baby North of Kim and Kanye. WTFREAK!!!!!! Thank goodness that topic will not come back up for awhile. It's sad that we have only that to throw out there. Deaths list had more legs. I think the anticipation of adding to the Biggest and Best Death list was really what kept things going. The name Tiger Bait is at the tip top of that one. Now don't get mad at me! I'm just reporting it and I in no way am advocating or hoping for any such thing. The jerks who throw their trash out of their windows in my yard is on that list though. As well as cruelty to animal people and the buzzard that has just set up shop in my neighbors yard. How the H**L does a buzzard stay in your yard?!

We played a new game today. Actually it's an old radio game type thing. The Phrase That Pays! Hey Everybody!...........And we're back!! We may never play it again but, we did today and Ashley won. The Phrase That Pays was............Cheap Whiff..........

It's that time of year again..............The naming of the Redneck Capital of the State of Arkansas! WOOHOO!! LePanto, White Hall, and Macon had the most mentions. I don't think they will get the nod but, ya can't be crowned if ya ain't on the runway. Good Luck!

Danny Joe-Crofford was in the house with us and brought along Robert Hesse. Robert is involved with the Drum Corps International. War Memorial will be filled with the sweet sound of horns and drums tomorrow nite. If ya wanna go give DJC a call at the stadium. That's the only way that comes to my mind if'n ya want to attend. I do not have that number or an email address or even a website to look up the info. I can't do everything for you now. Remember, your brain needs a little stimulation everyday and countin' how many times Maury proclaims, "You are not the father" ain't gonna cut it! You're welcome.  

We are still looking out for more details on Tim Duncan, The Seal Team that killed Bin Laden, The Florida football player that barked at a police dog, and if Bret Bielema and Mrs. Bret Bielema are making visits to fertility clinics so we can welcome a new Baby Bielema before this seasons bowl game! That kid would be the Prince of Pork! Razorback Royalty! Arkansas Baby!

Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank ya for listening and making The Buzz and The Show With No Name your #1 station


CutRite (7/23/2013 9:51 PM)

Please remember to mention LCpl Benjamin Tuttle, USMC, of Gentry. Service to be held Thursday. He was welcomed home today for his final ride to his hometown. This 19 year old "child" was brave enough to stand in Harms Way and defend our freedom. I'm reminded of these "kids" every morning when you begin your show. Let us not forget these heroes. You will never hear about these "children" on the mainstream media. Thanks for a great show from a long long time listener. With respect and gratitude, CutRite aka Mark Taylor, Patriot Guard Riders

Commie (7/24/2013 4:52 PM)

Hate to bust your bubble there hotshot, but that dude, like others weren't "defending our freedom". That phrase has been abused like crazy in the past 12 years. Just like carmalization by a wanna be cook.

Commie (7/24/2013 5:01 PM)

You probably voted to send that "child" anyway.

Phillip (7/26/2013 7:44 PM)

Hey commie! Your a serious shitbag! You should rot in hell for spewing your fucking sour bullshit! Your prob some disabled asshole, your fucked up cause you deserved it! Remember that when your cleaning out your shit bag. Eat shit and die a slow death, that kid did t deserve your political vomit, if your a real et you'd never talk like some bitter crippled asshole,

Phillip (7/26/2013 7:48 PM)

I feel for the family and respect tje sacrifice he made. Isn't social media great, someone tries to give credit to someone and some bitter piece of shit slams a dead hero! You should be ashamed of yourself, in fact you should go out back and put a bullet in your mouth!!

David (7/26/2013 8:11 PM)

Amen! G

Commie (7/27/2013 11:05 AM)

I love it.

Commie (7/27/2013 11:07 AM)

Phillip shoul bo huntin and deer huntin with Ted Nugent.

Commie (7/27/2013 11:19 AM)

Phillip voted for the draft dodging Mormon who believes in magic underwear.

Commie (7/27/2013 11:27 AM)

Phillip probably also believes that people should be able to have AK-47's and AR-15's because GOD told him that's his right.

Commie (7/27/2013 12:05 PM)

Phillip must have a Z-71 or Ram pickup with deer or duck hunting decals to let everyone know he is a man!!! I see his kind at every red light. Orange hat on the dash smokin a cigarette with his arm over the steering wheel like a damn pimp. Like I said, you people should live on your own island.

Name.. (7/27/2013 1:57 PM)

Screw you you cum drunk pedophile!! You should roll over, spit your dads dock out and get off your meds!! Stupid asshole! Lol your a parasite, a pimple on the ass of society! Another fucking genius who seems to know everything! I love it, without shitbags like you we wouldn't have anything to compare a good person too! Keep it up, your really making your case, your changing things , your fighting the good fight!! Lol

Commie (7/27/2013 9:06 PM)

Meds? I don't do meth, smoke Winston's and wear snakeskin boots. I'm not a pedophile, that's for you to embrace at your deer camp and your little league football camp. I don't suck dick, that's Tim Griffins job when he reports to self tanner himself the Speaker.$$$$$$

Commie (7/27/2013 9:10 PM)

You patriots just need to go buy some deer corn.

Phillip (8/1/2013 3:28 PM)

Spoken like a true fuking coward! Lol, your a joke and prob a lousy husband and father, full of. Shit most of the time!! Lol

Cut Rite (8/16/2013 12:15 AM)

Commie, we don't vote to send troops anywhere. Troops volunteer to go into Harm's Way to defend your right to say stupid shit. Don't know where you got you distorted Civics education but if you want to stand face to face with a veteran and talk that shit, I'll be happy to meet you at your convenience. For your information there is another soldier returning to Little Rock next week, you can come and berate hundreds of veterans at this funeral if you like. I'm sure you will have them cowering in their boots. Bring it bitch.

Commie (9/9/2013 12:49 PM)

I'll meet anywhere Rambo. Let's meet.

Commie (9/9/2013 12:49 PM)

I'll meet anywhere Rambo. Let's meet.

Commie (9/9/2013 1:00 PM)

Cut Rite? I'm sure all the PV1's and skeeters were scared of Cut Rite. I would expose you in front of your peers.

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