It's Wow Day!
5/21/2013 12:20 PM
Today, the edition of The Show With No Name will go down as the Wow Day!
The first Wow had to do with the newest, most innovative, yet somewhat shocking billboard to ever grace the advertising sky-ways of the capitol city. No check that. Of any city in the great state of Arkansas. This billboard features the three of us on the morning program in our most natural states. Wow! Did ya see what I did there with the play on words? Yes? No? Maybe? Anyway, On the left of the large placard, David is dressed in a tux. His tux. He wears one most days to the office 'cause he never knows when he might be called to speak to others in a formal setting. And his hair in the photo has not been touched up. He just has had high hair lately. I think it's because Elvis is on The Encore channel this month and Baz has a combo of The King and Bruno Mars going on right now. The Artist Formerly Known As The Outlaw Tommy Smith is on the far right wearing sunglasses and a silk/rayon shirt and a feces eating grin. This is what he wants to have on the day he passes from this here earth. That's because he would be lying on the beach with his favorite virgin cocktail of the day and a half a pack of smokes on his belly. Now in the middle is me. Once or twice a week I like to go shirtless and have furry fabric wrapped around my lower half, run around a park eating berries, and playing the flute. These are indeed the ways we can look on any given day. So, yes the marquee on the 30 river bridge may seem disturbing to some, to others that really no us, it's us being us with no apologies. Thank you for understanding and loving us for showing you who we really are. Oh, and if ya knew what RJ Hawk did in his down time you would not eat red meat for the rest of your life!!
Wow number two came when the lovely and talented Erin Hawley stopped by for her weekly May Sweeps story tease. Tonight though, the story is of a very serious and sad nature. The death of a teenager 6 months ago today. And the story of how the family of the young lady is coping. And that's all I have to say about that.
Now Wow number 3 came in the form of an advertiser to the Buzz. Arkansas Men's Clinic representative Greg Gerrard stopped by to tell us about his clinic and the wonderful way that he and his associates can give you, Mr. Male Q. Public, your manhood back and the pleasure that goes with that. As I'm writing this I have the Head of Radio Censorship looking over my shoulder making sure that I don't repeat the words that were said on the morning program. I also have The Artist and David looking over the other shoulder. The censor man doesn't want me to say either one of the E words because they make him feel dirty. The Artist and The Baz don't want me to say them because the monthly limit has not been exceeded yet and they have a poem they've written about today's show they want to read tomorrow. We'll see.
Oh and thank goodness for the other Wow that made its way to the studio this morning. Jane with Jim's Razorback Pizza brought some great pie, sandwiches, and those straight from Heaven above, boneless chicken pieces! WOW! I love those things the most.
Tomorrow we will have Steve 'Wild Man' Wilson and Matt 'Big Cat' Couch. Anything else will be gravy.
Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank ya for listening and making The Buzz and The Show With No Name your #1 station!