It's Friday, Ain't That Enough
6/14/2013 1:14 PM
The Show With No Name wrapped up a long week. I'm not complaining so don't misunderstand, please and thank you. We spent a day Zip Lining, taking on the Thrill Rides of Magic Springs, and this mornings program was brought to you LIVE and on location from Middleton Heat and Air in Bryant, Arkansas. Bryant, Arkansas..........population 13,185.....SAAAAAAAALUTE! Anyway the reason that I'm a little bit worn down is all that, that requires of this not so far from 50 boy. Fortunately, growing up in Mob Town, The Spa City, Little Vegas, Hot Springs, Arkansas, prepared me somewhat in the duties of taking care of my buddies that can get out of control when they get outta town.
Now The Artist Formerly Known As The Outlaw Tommy Smith was the easiest to keep under control. These days, all I have to do is make sure he has his feet up in time to watch Vanna touch/turn the letters and a couple of candy bars and he is as quite as a church mouse.
I was not at all surprised that I had to keep an extra eye on David Bazzel. Oh it's not because he does anything that causes me grief or strife. Well, it's not initiated at all by our favorite Razorback. Excitement and fun just seem to happen around the guy and he is none to accommodating to, well, accommodate excitement and fun. When we stayed in Hot Springs earlier this week I asked Paul Chmura to give me an extra key to the condo provided by him, Paul, and Hot Springs Vacation Rental that Baz was staying in so I could check on number 53 in the middle of the nite. It was a good thing I did too. Evidently the circus was in to because when I got there, there was a Llama, seal, and 6 adult little people dressed as the Village People asleep on the floor in the shape of the letter W. I threw the last of the fish in the tub with with the seal, turned off the DVD player and tiptoed out.
Just as I was thinking that I could get back to my room and grab a couple of hours of shut eye before time to arise for the morning show, there is a knock on the door. It's a Garland County Sheriff Deputy. Wearing nothing but 2 Wal-Mart bags as a shirt and shorts with scratches all over his back, is Robert James Hawk!. It seems that my young ward, Mr. Hawk, was approached by a clown making balloon animals outside a convenient store and that's all he remembers because he blacked out! Garland Counties finest said they picked up RJ roaming around outside the Wax Museum where he was screaming at the President Gerald Ford figure in the front window.
I wouldn't trade 1 minute of any of that or all the work we put in this week trying to bring you the top of the line entertainment you are all entitled to have on your weekday mornings. Yea that's right I said weekday mornings. You are on your own Sat. & Sun> people. We have more adventures coming up in the next couple of months too. The Show With No Name will not sit on our behinds waiting on football season to begin, NO! The 2013 Natural State Tour is in full swing. Some of us are heading to San Francisco this Summer. The Live in for Life is rapidly approaching. And don't get me started on all the stuff that has to be worked out with legal before I can tell ya what it is. I can tell you that someone may get killed doing one of the stunts and that's big ratings too! Look, lets everybody have a great weekend. If you are, were, or will be a father this year, Happy Father's Day.
Tommy, David, RJ, and myself thank ya for listening and making The Buzz and The Show With No Name your #1 station!