Foot In Mouth Disease
3/2/2011 11:11 AM
What a Wednesday we had. It started out like most normal Hump Days do. Steve ' Wildman' Wilson did what he does better than most and that's talk about the outdoors. Lindy filled us in on what is happening and what will be happening in and around the state as far as The Buzz is concerned. Speaking of being concerned. Long time listener, long time caller, and long time when he talks before he gets to the point Gentle Ben was concerned with the lack of respect that the long time Outlaw has been giving him. That came out of nowhere.
Someone I have nothing but respect for Danny 'Worlds Smallest Elvis' Frasier was on The Show With No Name today. This guy is a 26 year old Elvis impersonator. So are a lot of people right? Sure but Danny does it without legs! He was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, his legs were twisted in such a way that he'd never be able to use them. Danny was put into foster care by the state and by time he turned 3 he was adopted. At around the same time, doctors decided to amputate his legs. His story is one of inspiration that's for sure. But leave it up to me to take that inspirational story and, well, screw it up. Not bad I guess because the guys didn't fire me and Danny is not suing. It did give birth to a ton of jokes at my expense. David Bazzel won't have to do any crunches at the gym today because he laughed hard enough at me his belly is still hurting! Here are some other foot in mouth quotes. I'm in pretty good company. I've got that going for me, which is nice.
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman
"Whenever I watch TV & see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies & death & stuff." -- Mariah Carey
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle, Vice President
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