How about Shaq passing the torch and letting Dwight Howard be Superman.
El Guapo
To me, the show lost all credibility a few days ago when you spent half an hour talking about cycling. But, today, you get MC Hammer on and totally redeemed yourself. Way to go.
tpmm
p.s. And, while Lance Armstrong might get behind and just give up. That kind of thing won't happen with the Hammer. He's way to legit to quit.
I'd like to give an early game ball to Tom Watson. He already has one hand on the Claret Jug. However, he also has one FOOT already in the grave. So, it should be interesting to see how it plays out.
Also, my wife chose David Duval and Anthony Kim as her British Open picks. That got me thinking.
You know what you get when you cross Duval and Anthony Kim? ?
To be honest, I'm not sure what you get either, but whatever it is, there's a 50% chance that it'll have a huge fat ass.
Finally,
If I were leaving a message for Lance Armstrong, I think it would say:
"Keep your eyes on the road, And your BALL to the wall."
tpmm
I'd heard the LPGA was in bad shape financially. But, I didn't realize how bad until this weekend. Did you hear what that little Korean girl/boy received for winning the Womens U.S. Open?
A trophy
A small bag of tees
A U.S. Open T-shirt
One of those things that keeps cans cold
A half-price Route 44 coupon from Sonic
And
About two hundred dollars worth of health and beauty products.
(but she only gets that if she agrees to host a beauty control party at her house)
I told you it was getting bad. I read where the LPGA called for the resignation of it's president over it's financial woes. I thought it was a little unfair really. In hindsight, she probably shouldn't have taken all the profits and invested it with Bernie Madoff. But, you know what they say about hindsight.
tpmm
To Melinda Mayo: 'Sup Baby. Congratulations. Does a girl like you ever think about letting her hair down and being a little rebellion? Yeah. That's right weathergirl. You come on over here and wear that coconut bra, and the forecast is gonna be 100% chance of me making it rain. Period. Point Blank. Signed, Adam Jones tpmm
Justin,
I can easily see how Lane Kiffin's recruiting plan backfired. In South Carolina, pumping gas is a pretty prestigous vocation. It's annual salary of $18,000 is 4th only behind Meth manufacturing, Meth dealing, and banjo repair. When he told that kid he'd end up pumping gas if he went to South Carolina, he might as well have said, "the University of South Carolina will fulfill all your dreams. Not only will you get to play football on the television, and live in a dorm with running water, but when you're done playing football, you'll get a chance to see some of those fancy, newfangled motorized carriages."
Sorry Lane, you played the wrong card there my friend.

tpmm
I have to disagree with you guys concerning "the bachelor". I really enjoy the show. However, I don't see the need to drag it out for 9 or 10 weeks. Let me be the bachelor. give me the 25 women. On week 1, I send five home. (that should be enough to get rid of the "fatties" and the "crazies".) On week 2 I send two more home. (probably the free thinkers or independent women). Then on week 3 I send two more home. (probably the ones not built for child bearing). then, on week 4, I propose to the remaining 16. End of show.
signed,
Joseph Smith
If the dink from NLR is qualified to do radio because he has listened for all of his baby booming years then all most everyone is qualified to be an engineer due to the fact thay we drive over bridges every freakin day. We can all be train engineers since we probably drive over or pass by a set of railroad tracks every day. Instead of bumper music can we just have Pat open every hour reading Shakespeare or some other literary classics. Thanks enjoy the show no matter what kind of music you play. Mike
Justin,
That whole situation with Jim Calhoun and the reporter was absolutely ridiculous. I was glad to see the coach more than hold his own. But, I think we're overlooking the most obvious question. The question being: "why was Chris Givens at a UCONN press conference in the first place?"
tpmm
Did I hear Angry Jerry call Stan Heath "that black guy"? If so, I resent that. First of all, that isn't a politically correct term. And, secondly, it's very misleading. I think the proper term would be "black person". Because, let's face it, based on his demeanor and coaching style, stan Heath never did anything to make me assume he was a guy.
tpmm
p.s. I love baseball. And, I used to start getting excited when the pitchers and catchers reported. Now, I don't really feel like it's getting close 'til the trainers and the needles report.