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It was like 10 p.m.  in  West Virginia when the game ended.  So, of course most people were asleep and didn't get to see the end of the West Virginia / Kentucky game.  So, the few who did stay up to watch had to start calling and spreading the good news.  they called their moms, dads, brothers, and sisters.  Fortunately, they were probably all in the same bed, so it probably just took one call.
 
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How about Shaq passing the torch and letting Dwight Howard be Superman.

El Guapo

To me, the show lost all credibility a few days ago when you spent half an hour talking about cycling.  But, today,  you get MC Hammer on and totally redeemed yourself.   Way to go.
 
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p.s.   And, while Lance Armstrong might get behind  and just give up.  That kind of thing won't happen with the Hammer.  He's way to legit to quit.
 

I'd like to give an early game ball to Tom Watson.  He already has one hand on the Claret Jug.  However, he also has one FOOT already in the grave.  So, it should be interesting to see how it plays out.
 
Also, my wife chose David Duval and Anthony Kim as her British Open picks.  That got me thinking.
You know what you get when you cross Duval and Anthony Kim?    ?
 
To be honest, I'm not sure what you get either,  but whatever it is,  there's a 50% chance that it'll have a huge fat ass.
 
Finally,
If I were leaving a message for Lance Armstrong,  I think it would say:
"Keep your eyes on the road,  And your BALL to the wall."
 
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I'd heard the LPGA was in bad shape financially.  But, I didn't realize how bad until this weekend.  Did you hear what that little Korean girl/boy received for winning the Womens U.S. Open?
A trophy
A small bag of tees
A U.S. Open T-shirt
One of those things that keeps cans cold
A half-price Route 44 coupon from Sonic
And
About two hundred dollars worth of health and beauty products.
(but she only gets that if she agrees to host a beauty control party at her house)
 
I told you it was getting bad.  I read where the LPGA called for the resignation of it's president over it's financial woes.  I thought it was a little unfair really.  In hindsight, she probably shouldn't have taken all the profits and invested it with Bernie Madoff.  But, you know what they say about hindsight.
 
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To Melinda Mayo: 'Sup Baby. Congratulations. Does a girl like you ever think about letting her hair down and being a little rebellion? Yeah. That's right weathergirl. You come on over here and wear that coconut bra, and the forecast is gonna be 100% chance of me making it rain. Period. Point Blank. Signed, Adam Jones tpmm

Justin,
I can easily see how Lane Kiffin's recruiting plan backfired.  In South Carolina, pumping gas is a pretty prestigous vocation.  It's annual salary of $18,000 is 4th only behind Meth manufacturing, Meth dealing, and banjo repair.  When he told that kid he'd end up pumping gas if he went to South Carolina, he might as well have said,  "the University of South Carolina will fulfill all your dreams.  Not only will you get to play football on the television, and live in a dorm with running water, but when you're done playing football, you'll get a chance to see some of those fancy,  newfangled motorized carriages."  
Sorry Lane, you played the wrong card there my friend.
 
 
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I have to disagree with you guys concerning "the bachelor".  I really enjoy the show.  However, I don't see the need to drag it out for 9 or 10 weeks.  Let me be the bachelor.  give me the 25 women.  On week 1, I send five home.  (that should be enough to get rid of the "fatties" and the "crazies".)  On week 2 I send two more home.  (probably the free thinkers or independent women).  Then on week 3 I send two more home.  (probably the ones not built for child bearing).  then, on week 4, I propose to the remaining 16.  End of show.
 
signed,
Joseph Smith